Out of the mouths of babes... April - October 2011

It's been a while since I posted some of the more memorable family quotes from the past few months...

Basically what we refer to as "Jadynisms"...

Since they mainly come from her at this stage in life.

We were driving and Jadyn said sweetly...

"Do you know I love you mom?"

I said, "O, Jady that is so nice."

After a bit Tayler burst out laughing and told me that Jady had said right before her sweet comment...

"Watch this guys I'm gonna ask mom for some M&M's."

Jadyn had a friend over and I heard this conversation...

Jadyn... "My dad can drink a whole pop in one sip!"

Her Friend...  "How?"

Jadyn's reply...  "I don't know maybe he's really thirsty.  Or magic or something!"

Another friend was over and asked her what her daddy looked like.

She replied, "well he has black hair, he came to my spotlight day you saw him there, he just looks like... my dad!"

Lydia was bathing and Jadyn was freaking out that she had just peed in the tub.

I said, "O, Jady that's OK she's just a baby."

And Jadyn replied, "Yah, it's OK.  I pee in the tub all the time."

I said, "O when you were a baby?"

"Nope... now."

Jadyn and I made snickerdoodles.  I taught her how to roll them in balls by getting flour on her hands and then clapping most of it off.

After a few batches she said, "are we clapping because someone did something good?"

Saige gave Jadyn a jolly rancher.  She popped it in her mouth and then quickly pulled it out to check the flavor.

She asked Saige was it was since it was green.

Saige told her it was green apple.

Jadyn was relieved, "O good I thought it was a booger!"

I asked Jadyn who she looked more like... me or Daddy.

She was quick to reply, "I guess more like you because Dad doesn't have much hair!"

Jadyn came running in from the garage and said, "there's a bee out there, quick bring me a bee slap!"

I assumed that was a fly swatter. :)

One night at dinner Shane said, "what are you doing Houdini" to Lydia who was squirming her way out of her high chair.  Saige got really nervous and said, "Dad... Houdini is a swear word!"

hmmmmm...  we had no idea. :)

Jadyn to Kenna...

"Wouldn't it be awesome if we were married?"

The girls were sleeping on the tramp one night.

Jadyn came in to ask me this question...

"Will a bat poop on me in the night?"

I had to pinkie promise...

We went to get ice cream... the girls had samples and the worker said, "Keep your spoon. :)"  Jadyn must have got another one because as she was leaving I noticed she was really nervous and she said... "O, no mom I threw my spoon away, is that OK even though the man said to keep it???"

I never have any good ones from Tayler so I liked this one...

I took her to Texas Roadhouse, for our "individual lunch".

We were sitting by a Chinese family and I told Tayler that Dad would have wished he was here so he could chat.  Tayler said, "ya know, I think Chinese and Asians look the same don't you?"

I told Jadyn to go get ready for bed so that she would be ready for school the next day. (This is about day 3 of Kindergarten.)

Her reply, "oh no, this is the part that I HATE!  My teacher telled me we were doing math tomorrow and I already did that at home once...  I really don't think I need to do it again!   grrrrrr!"

We went to the library with Jadyn... pure giddiness when she found a Justin Beiber movie!  On the way home she said, "Do you know why me and my sisters like him so much?"

"It's cuz he's SOOO cute!"

Me... "Well I think you're cute Jadyn!"

Her... "Um.... mom... I'm not as cute as HIM!"

Making Jadyn's bed one day she said... "Man, this bed is stubborned today!"

Jadyn to me...

"What would we do if we didn't have mouths???"

"Well Jadyn I don't know..."

Her... "I guess we'd all just hum."

As Jadyn is picking her croutons off her salad at Olive Garden...

"here mom you have these, I don't really like sandwiches on my salad."

We were sitting on the couch and I was running my fingers through Jadyn's hair.

I said, "Jady your hair is so pretty."

She replied... "I know... I'm pretty much like Rapunzel, huh?"

Walking home from the bus with Jadyn she saw mushrooms in our neighbors yard and she said,

"WOW, that mushroom is big enough to throw like a frisbee!  I wish I could!"

Driving by the Logan Temple, Jady announced proudly that she was going to get married there and then said, 

"I wonder who I will marry...  "

"hmmmm I can't marry my missionary boys (Josh, Nate and Kyler)... they already have their Megan's."  (Josh has a "Megan", and Nate has a  "Megan" except it's his sister. :))

We were watching General Conference...  the Mormon Tabernacle Choir was singing.  Jadyn sees a "black man" singing and says... 

 "Is that Mr. Mosby?"  (one of the main characters on "Suite life of Zach & Cody."  :))

Saige was invited to a "Feather Party" (like an open house for a company that sells "Hair feathers" which I find to be an extremely strange fad...)  Jady came with us and also had no idea what a "feather party" was.

We passed a big chicken farm, Jadyn said, "Oh, wow, I thought that was where the feather party was going to be!"

Tayler to a grumpy Jadyn... "You're a grumpy bear."  

Jadyn replies snappily, "No, I'm NOT!  Because I'm NOT even a bear!"

And our favorite...

Jadyn has these awesome gold boots.

Tayler and her friends were over and said, "Wow only Jadyn could pull off those boots."

She said, "yep... I sure can... watch this."

And she bent right down and pulled those boots off!

And of course had no idea why the girls kept saying that all night so she would "pull them off."

Out of the mouths of babes...